The White Stripes It’s My Fault for Being Famous Conquest EP Relatively obscure song but great nonetheless. Intro riff goes something like this: G|------------3333-|---------| D|----3-3-0-3-5------|-3-3-2-0-| E|-3------------|---------| She stuck a cell phone camera right into my face With a flick of my wrist I filled her nose full of mace The cops wanna know what was wrong with me Didn’t give me to explain it see It ain’t her fault for being careless It’s ain’t her fault for being brainless It ain’t her fault for being hopeless But it’s my fault for being famous I’m at the LAX just a-checkin my bag When up comes a little paparazzi scumbag I took a laptop slapped him up the side his head The cops wanted to know why I left him for dead It ain’t his fault for bein nameless It ain’t his fault for bein thoughtless It ain’t his thought for bein shameless But it’s my fault for bein famous (Let her go boy) I had a sweet old lady walk up to me Wanted to get a photograph for her grandson to see And as the digital camera lit up the place She unloaded a chrome 45 in my face But it ain’t her fault for bein ruthless Ain’t her fault for bein toothless Ain’t her fault for bein blameless But it’s my fault for bein famous