[Verse] I took my sharpest kitchen knife And stuck it in my social life You were in there somewhere too I turned it inside out for you Felt like a tiger shark God in a waterpark And it just ruined the atmosphere [Chorus] And now I never go out on Fridays I haven’t got a reason to I never wanna leave my house no more There’s too many people like you I never go out on weekends I don’t like the songs they play I’m never gonna leave my house no more I won’t here the things that they say [Verse] And now I live with what I’ve done I raise my glass to everyone I think about my favourite place With no whole thought for personal space I hide here as a show up horse I miss you everyday of course They stripped me of my social powers But let me choose my funeral vows [Chorus] And now I never go out on Fridays I haven’t got a reason to I never wanna leave my house no more There’s too many people like you I never go out on weekends I don’t like the songs they play I’m never gonna leave my house no more I won’t here the things that they say Instrumental [Bridge] With all the food for thought It took an astronaut to help me try and go over you [Chorus] And now I never go out on Fridays I haven’t got a reason to I never wanna leave my house no more There’s too many people like you I never go out on weekends I don’t like the songs they play I’m never gonna leave my house no more I won’t here the things that they say [Outro] They don’t know me They don’t know me like you They don’t know me They don’t know me like you