intro (keyboard arranged for guitar): cheekily pinched from Aussie folk song 'Waltzing Matilda'! E------0-0----------0-----------| B--1h3-----3-3--1h3---1---0h1---| G------------2-------| D------------| A------------| E------------| verse 1: First and last men walk this earth but only a few survive I'm the wizard of aus and I've got it all planned for my first nuclear device I don't really care about which way you vote cos my gerrymander works out fine I sell desert stretches like a big rubber glove to Japan for a nuclear device nuclear device! (play: ) nuclear device! (play: ) nuclear device! (play: ) (x2) If I could get lucky I'd secede from the states, I'd buy the country at an incredible rate! verse 2: Brisbane men stay home at night cos I outlawed all of the vice I'm the wizard of aus and I've rolled the streets dreaming of a nuclear device If I could get lucky I'd go out on my own and sell Australia the rice nuclear device! (play: ) nuclear device! (play: ) nuclear device! (play: ) (x2) middle 8 solo chords: (x2) ----- (x2) If I could get lucky and secede from the states, I'd buy the country at an incredible rate! (x3) At an incredible rate! (x8) Stay on 'til fade