Learn to love me assemble the ways  Now today tomorrow and always   My only weakness is a listed crime       My only weakness is well nevermind           nevermind    CHORUS:   Shoplifters of the world       Unite and take over      Shoplifters of the world       hand it over hand it over hand it over   Learn to love me assemble the ways      Now today tomorrow and always   My only weakness is a list of crimes   but night the plans of a future war was all I saw on Channel 4   CHORUS  then instrumental 1st verse then instrumental chorus then ...   CHORUS (alternate words):   A heartless hand on my shoulder  a push and it’s over   alabaster crashes down six months is a long time   tried living in the real world instead of a shell but before I began   I was bored before I even began   Shoplifters of the world unite and take over (2X)   Shoplifters of the world ... hand it over.