Intro Ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum Ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum Ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum Ba dum ba dum ba   verse 1 In a larval stage Drinking a minimum wage I fell in with a girl so vastly superior   She wore mardi gras beads in her hair And I just can’t get her out of my bed Wish I’d gone with her sister instead   Love life implode My dice were all loaded I can’t get her out of my bed Bridge I know if she gave a fuck then it would show And she wouldn?t have me stabbing other boys Like it?s just a bit of sweetness she enjoys Break Ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum Ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum Ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum Ba dum ba dum ba   verse 3 Devil?s daughter So much for Simon?s fifty ways What can a lonely boy do when all else seems inferior? No come-along will pull me away And I just can?t get her out of my bed Should’ve mainlined saltpeter instead    My vices have voted her ass duly noted Can?t kick her out of my bed Bridge Hold on maybe this girl is alright Just wants the benefit of a modern love life I don?t know the difference anymore I’ve turned making bad decisions into some kind of art form Don?t mention boundaries on the phone They slide and glide on out the door And I can?t get her out of my bed   Can?t get her out of my bed My vices have voted her ass duly noted Can?t get her out of my bed    Bridge Slow down I don?t know what I?m hoping for So silently I?m opening the latch   I swear she?ll be the last one I dispatch Outro Ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum Ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum Ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum Ba dum ba dum ba da da da da   Ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum Ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum Ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum Ba dum ba dum ba