I'm a flea-bit peanut monkey, all my friends are junkies (that's not really true) I'm a cold Italian pizza, I could use a lemon squeezer (like you do) I've been bit and I've been tossed around by every she-cat in this town (have you babe?) I am just a monkey man I'm glad you are a monkey woman too I was bitten by a boar, I was gouged and I was gored (I went along too) I'm a sack of broken eggs, I always have an unmade bed (don't you?) Well I hope we're not too Messianic or a trifle too satanic (love to play the blues) I am just a monkey man, glad you are a monkey woman too babe (x16) I'm a monkey........etc. (ad lib)