Well my name is a number, a piece of plastic film And I grow tiny flowers in my little window sill Don't you know I'm the two thousand man? And my kids, they just don't understand me at all Though my wife still respects me, I really misuse her I am having an affair with a random computer Don't you know I'm the two thousand man? And my kids, they just don't understand me at all Oh daddy, be proud of your planet, Oh mommy, be proud of your sun Oh daddy, be proud of your planet Oh mommy, be proud of your sun Oh daddy, is your brain still flashing like it did when you were young? Or did you come down crashing seeing all the things you'd done? Oh it's a big put - on Oh daddy, be proud of your planet Oh mommy, be proud of your sun Oh daddy, be proud of your planet Oh mommy, be proud of your sun Don't you know I'm the two thousand man? And my kids, they just don't understand me at all