Intro:                 verse 1 I change my clothes ten times Before I take you on a date I’m in a cold sweat my panic it makes me late I know you never asked for this I know My   Shots will always miss I know My shots will   Always miss     Weird Chorus                       ( (note) (Note) ) x2 Does everyone stare this way at you?              ( (note) (Note) ) x2 I only look this way at you  (operatic) ah_____________________ verse 2 I change my clothes ten times Before I take you on a date     I get the heebie-jeebies and my panic makes me late I break into a cold sweat reaching for the phone I let it ring twice before  I chicken out and   decide you’re not at home        ( ) x2 Does everyone stare the way I do?       ( ) x2 I    only   stare this way   at you verse 3 I never noticed the size of my feet    ’Til I kicked you in the shins         Will you ever forgive me      for the shape I’m in           For the shape I’m in        ( ) x2 Does everyone stare the way I do?       ( ) x2   I    only   stare this way   at you verse 4 I’m gonna write you a sonnet but I don’t know where to start I’m so used to laughing at the things in my heart Last of all I’m sorry ’cause you never asked for this I can see I’m not your type and my shots will always   miss always miss   Does everyone stare the way I do?                       I      only stare this way at you