The Moldy Peaches - Who’s Got The Crack? This is dead easy; just three chords. I haven’t bothered tabbing the fiddly part at the beginning; just simple fingerpicking will do. intro verse There’s no such thing as a harmless joke There’s no such thing as a gentle toke There’s no such thing as Pamela Jack Who’s got the crack? chorus Who-o-o’s got the crack? x3 in a moat Who’s got the crack? chorus I like it when my hair is poofy I like it when you slip me a roofy I like it when you’ve got the crack Who’s got the crack? chorus i wanna be a hippy but i forgot how to love it’s hard to be a garbage man when a sailor stole my glove I wanna be reckless but i’m feeling so uptight get your mamma in a headlock baby and do it right! Who’s got the crack?! chorus end on D