[Intro] [Verse 1]   Oh Mrs. Thompson Won’t you open your legs again            I miss those times when We would bump and fight but then make love           And oh sweet Delilah How sweet you did sit upon my brow   [Chorus] Now I’m just a crime Upon this city So watch me wriggle For my life For if a thousand men Couldn’t put me back together again N.C. Who am I? [Interlude] [Verse 2]   Sweet Mrs. Thompson Don’t you see how you cut straight through me            Oh I miss those days where We would sit down by the water side    [Chorus] But there I’m just a crime Upon this city Oh watch me wriggle Up for my life For if a thousand men Couldn’t put me back together again [Outro] Who am I?     Who am I?   Who am I?