All that I see seems so un-real to me Is it the truth or is it only fantas-y Is it a dream or is it un-real realit-y? All a-round me is such unre-alit-y Optical illusions as far as my eyes can see Is the whole thing a fake or the ultimate realit-y? That house is so big that it reaches right up to the clouds It’s got hundreds of windows so the people inside can look out And they look down below and wonder what it’s all a-bout Look at that lady she got silver all over her face Is she a human being or a creature from outer space Is she au-thentic or phoney I guess it’s just a matter of taste Oh be-cause they can feel it it’s gotta be the real thing Be-cause they can touch it it’s gotta be realit-y If they say it’s real it’s gotta be the real thing See that fella looking all spick and span Is he a tailor’s dummy or is he a real man Is he genuine or straight off the assembly line All round me is such unre-alit-y Optical illusions as far as my eyes can see Is the whole thing a fake or the ultimate realit-y? Is it a dream or is it the real reality?