Headmaster Headmaster this is my confession. This time you won’t be overjoyed I have destroyed what little faith you had in me I’ve been such a naughty boy. Headmaster I am at your mercy I’ve been such a little fool. I’ve dishonored one who trusted me I have broken all the rules. I’ve been with those naughty little girls again                        Dm       Now those naughty little girls are going to put me to shame. I wish that I’d been born with a little more sense This time it’s a serious offense. I feel like an Innocent victim I feel that I just can’t win.   Headmaster please give me one chance Please help me to act like a man. I’ve let down the school I’ve broken all the rules I’ve let down the side I’ve committed a crime. (Guitar solos) Headmaster this is my confession I’ve been such a little fool. I’ve dishonored one who trusted me I have broken all the rules. I’ve been such a little fool.      Don’t tell all my friends I bent over   Don’t tell them you made me cry.        Don’t tell them I’ve been sacrificed     Don’t tell all my friends or I’ll die.      Headmaster don’t beat me I beg you          I know that I’ve let you down.      Headmaster please spare me I beg you      Don’t make me take my trousers down