Intro : I’m too terrified to walk out of my own front door They’re demonstrating outside I think they’re gonna start the third world war I’ve been to my local head shrinker To help classify my disease He said it’s one of the cases of acute schizophrenia he sees. Well the milkman’s a spy and the grocer keeps on following me And the woman next door’s an undercover for the K.G.B. And the man from the Social Security keeps on invading my privacy     Oh there ain’t no cure for acute schizophrenia disease. I’ve got acute schizophrenia paranoia too Schizophrenia schizophrenia I’ve got it you’ve got it we can’t lose Acute schizophrenia blues. I’m lost on the river the river of no return I can’t make decisions I don’t know which way I’m gonna turn Even my old dad lost some of the best friends he ever had Apparently his was a case of acute schizophrenia too. I got acute schizophrenia paranoia too Schizophrenia schizophrenia I’ve got it you’ve got it we can’t lose They’re watching my house and they’re tapping my telephone I can’t trust nobody but I’m much too scared to be on my own And the income tax collector’s got his beady eye on me Oh there ain’t no cure for acute schizophrenia disease. No there ain’t no cure for Schizophrenia disease.