[Intro] [Verse 1] I was a workshop owner in the gulch for the people And I offered myself to the world I was a workshop owner I was a workshop owner [Verse 2] I was a diesel fixer fixed a diesel diesel fixed me What a weasel And baby was a workshop owner baby was a workshop owner [Chorus] Baby and me were ripe for the pickin’ That was the day we ran into Albert Flasher [Instrumental] [Verse 3] It was a cold snowy rainy afternoon And we were sittin’ there in high school my school And Michael was a moonbeam maker and Michael was a moonbeam maker [Verse 4] I was a diesel fixer fixed a diesel diesel fixed me What a weasel oh no Baby was a workshop owner baby was a workshop owner [Chorus] Baby and me were ripe for the pickin’ That was the day we ran into Albert Flasher [Instrumental] [Verse 5] I was a workshop owner in the gulch for the people And I offered myself to the world I was a workshop owner I was a workshop owner I was a workshop owner