[Intro] [Verse 1] I guess it’s something in my brain I need whiskey to ease the pain But it’s early in the morning And I’m feeling bad again [Pre Chorus] But if you ever loved me You’ll go easy on me now Fix me up a cup of coffee And in a while I’ll come around [Chorus] I think I’ll spend the dog-food money But he’ll love me just the same But if you really love me baby Help me scrape the mucus off my brain [Instrumental] [Verse 2] It’s a shame when morning hurts But I’ve seen bad and I’ve seen worse It’s the nature of my being I took some money from your purse [Pre Chorus] And that Frenchman loves to party And I know he’s not to blame But the way you’re lookin’ at me baby I just can’t help but feel the shame [Chorus] I think I’ll spend the dog-food money But he’ll love me just the same But if you really love me baby Help me scrape the mucus off my brain [Outro] But if you really love me baby Help me scrape the mucus off my brain