You like to sensationalise Tell lies cause it makes for a better story If you’re not found on the ground With a needle in your arm Then you’re boring Oh it’s so bizarre The way that things are these days Oh it’s so bizarre Is anybody normal these days? What’s normal?                   I bet they never had a paper round You can tell that none of their friends are sound Thats two nil to me that’s two nil to me They never have a laugh Sour faced straight laced You name it they probably haven’t done it They’ve definitely never done it       Oh it’s so bizarre The way that things are these days That the dull and reserved Have to make up these crazy ways In which they live out their lives of lies Are you sure? Do you swear down? Are you sure? Do you swear down? Are you sure? Do you swear down?                             Oh it’s so bizarre The way that things are these days That the dull and reserved Make up these crazy ways In which they live out their lives of lies Are you sure? Do you swear down? Are you sure? Do you swear down? Do you swear down? Do you swear down?