If it sounds wrong look at the see chords and others at bottom of this document or email me for changes. Em Section I How's it goin? That's the first thing I say to you How's it goin? Are you flowing? Listen honey: Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you Showin', growin' Man, I'd like to place my hand upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze And squeeeeeeeeeeeze Take off your blouse and your underpants Then take a look B E5 Section II 'Cause here me and KG come naked Out of the side hatch With the oils and perfume, and incense Now you're groovin', put on a cool seventies groove A funky groove to fuck to A funky groove to fucks you (Note: This part doesn't contain actual chords, just hammer-ons and bends, see bottom again) Astring Dstring Section IV You guessed it -- me, me and KG -- it's all about sex supreme (bend) We likes to cream jeans Astring Have you ever been worked on Dstring (bend) Astring By two guys who are hot for your snatch? Dstring (bend) That's what I'm offering you Astring You step into our room Dstring (bend) And then you smell the perfumes Astring You lay upon our roundish bed Dstring (bend) And then you feel... a tickling on your head Astring It's KG with a feather, the French tickler Dstring (bend) Look out, baby -- he got the tools! Astring And then you feel something down by your feet Dstring (bend) It's me -- it's JB -- I'm sucking on your toes E5(II) D(hammer-on and pull-off) Section V We don't mind sucking on toes E5(II) D(hammer-on and pull-off) Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toes C5(II) B5 Section VI Having sex with me and K.G. Now you're talking double team... SUPREME!! (BOOYAHHHH!!!!!) OKAY!!!! Here are all of those parts that i mentioned before. I tabbed them the way that i play them and it sounds good so try it. It isn't far from how the d play it. My friends and i play this song evertime we get together as a tradition, since its the only one they know all the words to we usually end up doing it 6 or 7 times throughout the night. If you want me to figure out any other songs let me know cause i'm fairly good at it. CHORDS:In Order of Appearance strings: (6 5 4 3 2 1) Em 7 7 9 9 8 7 Section I C 8 10 10 9 8 8 G 3 5 5 4 3 3 B 7 9 9 8 7 7 E5 0 2 2 x x x Section II C5 8 10 10 x x x A5 5 7 7 x x x G5 3 5 5 x x x » means hammer-on and ˆ means bend. D------------2---2--2»4------2---4ˆ(½step)------------ A--2--2--2»4--2--4ˆ(½ step)-------0---0--0--------0---0------------ E--0--0--0----0--0------------ Section IV: This part is tabbed the way i play it because the rythm is inconsistent if you listen to the song and that makes it hard to play the riff and sing the song at the same time. Pay attention to the number of times each note is played, it will help with the rhythm. The hammer ons are short and staccato, and the bend is strummed several times while still bending. » means hammer-on and ˆ is bend. D------------5»7(x2)---7ˆ(½step)--(Play x3 while bent)------------ A----5»7-(x5)------------ ------------ Section V through Section VIII: This part is pretty basic chords just a fast rhythm that might be tough to master. strings: (6 5 4 3 2 1) E5(II) x 7 9 9 x x Section V D x 0 0 2 3 2(0) Hammer on and pull off from 2 to 0pen C5(II) x 3 5 5 x x Section VI B5 x 2 4 4 x x D s a m e Section VII C 0 3 2 0 1 0 G 3 2 0 0 0 3 F5 1 3 3 x x x Section VIII G5 3 5 5 x x x A#5 6 8 8 x x x C5(III) 8 10 10 x x x D5 10 10 12 x x x E5(III) 12 12 14 x x x F5(II) 13 13 15 x x x A(II) 5 7 7 6 5 5 Booyahhh!!!! Well that is all the effort i feel like putting into this damn thing. I am tired of it, it is a great song and all but you know. I have played this at College talent shows and at parties and people love this, so if you need a song this is the one. I know some chords to other Tenacious D songs but not many, if you want me to try and figure them out, let me know. so if you want to know about some guitar than email me at [email protected]. That also goes for questions, comments, complaints, suggestions, errors or anything else you do or don't want to bitch about. Laters for now, much repect to Tenacious D and http://www.sidehatch.com for the lyrics.