Sasquatch There were some scientists  tryin to figure out the Sasquatch riddle Then they figured out it was a missing link         In search of Sasquatch that was a kick-ass "In search of" with Leonard Nimoy kickin out the JAMS ah! He captured imagination of people all around the globe His name was Sasquatch so I’m told                  His legend’s ancient in the ancient scribe of the In-dian tribe Apache Tribe                                        Sasquatch we know your legend’s real Sasquatch we know your love is real Sasquatch ah ah ha ha You and Tenacious D are real Scientists have proven that the Sasquatch he is real Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot now you know he’s real Listen real close to the audio tape Not a human now you know he’s real Couldn’t be a man in a gorilla suit No f%#@n’ way now you know he’s real Every time I take a dump a steamy dump man I know he’s real Look inside my anus and you know Sasquatch is real Real real real real real real really-real real