Intro:    A long ass fuckin’ time ago in a town called Kickapoo   There lived a humble family religious through and through   But yay there was a black sheep   And he knew just what to do   His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in-line   A vision he did see-eth fuckin’ rockin’ all the time   He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align                Oh the dragons balls were blazin’ as I stepped into his cave   Then I sliced his fuckin’ cockles   With a long and shiney blade   ’Twas I who fucked the dragon   Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo   And if you try to fuck with me   Then I shall fuck you too           Gotta get it on in the party zone        I gots to shoot a load in the party zone       Gotta lick a toad in the party zone          Gotta suck a chode in the party zone          Ah!   - - - You’ve disobeyed my orders son   Why were you ever born?   Your brother’s ten times better than you   Jesus loves him more   This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell   Rock and roll’s the Devil’s work he wants you to rebel   You’ll become a mindless puppet   Beelzebub will pull the strings   Your heart will lose direction   And chaos it will bring     You’d better shut your mouth       Better watch your tone       You’re grounded for a week with no telephone              Don’t let me here you cry       Don’t let me hear you moan      You gotta praise The Lord when you’re in my home                Dio can you hear me?   I am lost and so alone   I’m askin’ for your guidance   Won’t you come down from your throne?   I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock   My father thinks you’re evil   But man he can suck a cock   Rock is not The Devil’s work   It’s magical and rad   I’ll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad                         I hear you brave young Jaybles   You are hungry for the rock   But to learn the ancient method   Sacred doors you must unlock           Escape your father’s clutches   And this oppressive neighborhood   On a journey you must go   To find the land of Hollywood   In The City of Fallen Angels   Where the ocean meets the sand            You will form a strong alliance   And the world’s most awesome band             To find your fame and fortune   Through the valley you must walk   You will face your inner demons   Now go my son and rock         -- -- ------ (2X)   So he went from fuckin’ Kickapoo with hunger in his heart   And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art   But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart                     -- -- ------   (Até o fim)