(chorus) Kids say the darndest things have you ever listened close to the games they play or the little songs they sing (verse 1) Last night dressed up in high-heeled shoes and wearing my old hat my four year old said I wanna divorce Now where did she hear that (chorus) Kids say the darndest things have you ever listened close to the games they play or the little songs they sing (verse 2) Last night as I watched TV one rushed through the door Mommy Dad`s telling someone on the phone Don`t you call me here no more (chorus) Kids say the darndest things have you ever listened close to the games they play or the little songs they sing (verse 3) If my daddy can whip your daddy but daddy`s never home and I think mum is worried about him cause she cried all night long (chorus) Kids say the darndest things have you ever listened close to the games they play or the little songs they sing (verse 4) You never know what they learn at school and what they`re thinking of My first grader just said a four letter word and it sure wasn`t love (chorus) Kids say the darndest things have you ever listened close to the games they play or the little songs they sing Kids say the darndest things have you ever listened close to the games they play or the little songs they sing