[Intro] Dan Dan    Menthol Dan    Dan Dan    Menthol Dan    [Verse 1] My friend Dan he was a courteous man. There wasn’t much he didn’t understand. He stood on the fringe of death; all because the bad Macbeth the lilac hand of Menthol Dan. [Instrumental] Dan Dan    Menthol Dan    Dan Dan    Menthol Dan    [Verse 2] We met Beth she was a friend of mine. She intreduced him to a life of crime. He stood on a burning bridge; all because he stole a fridge the lilac hand of Menthol Dan. [Chorus] Dan Dan Dan you don’t understand you’ve got the face of an angel but your mine of a man. [Solo] (x2) [Chorus] Dan Dan Dan you don’t understand you’ve got the face of an angel but your mine of a man. [Verse 3] Dan was goosed from his more nasty self. He found the whole of life and through it he fell. Deep into the hour of truth Owned a house with a purple roof. the lilac hand of Menthol Dan. [Chorus] (x3) Dan Dan Dan you don’t understand you’ve got the eyes of an angel but your mine of a man.    (HEY!)