Intro Jason!     Verse: 1 Jason B. Sad was a lonely lad his head was a bed for everyone His clothes were his life but his heart was a knife Inscribed upon it was "Rock ’n’ roll is cruel" Take me to school boy leave me alone boy Slice me a bone of the Universe Take me to school boy leave me alone boy Slice me a bone of the Universe      Verse: 2 Jason got weird and he pierced his ears a gypsy alone in his gallantry He met Shaky Sue who wore only blue and they shared in their teenage misery Take me to school boy leave me alone boy Slice me a bone of the universe Take me to school boy leave me alone boy Slice me a bone of the universe Here I come Solo     Owww    Owww Take me to school boy leave me alone boy Slice me a bone of the universe Take me to school boy leave me alone boy Slice me a bone of the universe Ahhh   Verse: 3 Then Jason read books and wore hard looks he swapped Blue Sue for an artisan His winters were long and a fantastic song grew from his head like a marigold Take me to school boy leave me alone boy Slice me a bone of the universe Take me to school boy leave me alone boy Slice me a bone of the universe Take me to school boy leave me alone boy Slice me a bone of the universe Outro Jason