D/F# 2x023x G5 3x003x C5 x3x01x A x02220 Em 022000 D5 xx023x [Intro] / Gsus2 / Gsus2 B|-------3---------3----3--|--------3---------3----3--|-------3---------3----3--|--------3---------3-3----| D|-4---------4------------|-4h5--------5------------|-4---------4------------|-4h5--------5------------| |------------|------------|------------|------------| |------------|------------|------------|------------| [Verse 1] Shopping spree for the family tree Haven't seen your family tree in quite a while Too many sandwiches and wine Sherry stains down your best mans tie, what a speech [Break] [Verse 2] The band arrives, the granny's cry The singer's tongues in the barmaids mouth what a voice Grandpa drank a drop or two, And his heads still sunk in the portaloo, what a man [Pre-Chorus] / [Chorus] You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight You got a diamond ring and a man who sings The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice And that's just tonight e|-0------------|------------| |-2------------|-2------2-----2--2-----2------| |-2------------|-2------2-----2--2-----2------| A|-0------------|-0------0-----0--0-----0------| E|------------3b--|----3b-----3b------3b-----3b--| [Verse 3] The blue rinsed hairs, lift up their chairs The band's too loud, they're off downstairs What a noise [Verse 4] The bride and groom dance, they dance that dance And the singer mimes, there's still a chance The barmaid smiles [Pre-Chorus] / [Chorus] You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight You got a diamond ring and a man who sings The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice And that's just tonight [Middle] B|------------|------------|------------8--|-(8)--7-------10---------| D|-1/5------------5-----|-4------------4--|-4/7----------7-------|------------7------| A|-x------------5--|-x------------|-x------------|------------| E|-x------------|-x------------|-x------------|------------| / B|------------|------------|------------8--|-8--7--7-----10--10--10\----| G|---------7------------|-7------7------7-----|---------7-----------7--|-7--7--7--7--7---7---7\-----| D|-1/5------------5-----|-4------------4--|-4/7--------7--7--7--7--|-7--7--7--7--7---7---7\-----| A|-x------------5--|-x------------|-0----------0--0--0--0--|-0--0--0--0--0---0---0\-----| E|-x------------|-x------------|-x------------|------------| PM-----| [Bridge] Ha na na, na na na Ha na na Ha na na, na na na [Pre-Chorus] / [Chorus] You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight You got a diamond ring and a man who sings The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice, ha Grandpa drank a drop or two Head's still sunk in the portaloo again The bride and groom dance, they dance that dance And the singer mimes, there's still a chance tonight And the barmaid smiles [Outro] |------------|------------|------------|------------| G|-2------------6h7-|-p6~------------|-2------------6h7-|-p6------7-----7/9------| x2 D|-2------------x---|---------7------------|-2------------x---|------------| A|-0------------x---|------------|-0------------x---|------------| E|------------x---|------------3b--|------------x---|------------3b--| / |------------|------------| G|-12--12--12--12-12--12-12--12--12-12-|-11--11--11--11-11--11-11--------| D|-0---0---0---0--0---0--0---0---0--0--|-0---0---0---0--0---0--0---------| E|------------|------------10/3--| B|-----2--------2--------2--|-(2)------2--x-2--2-----x--x-x-| G|-----2--------2--------2--|-(2)------2--x-2--2-----x--x-x-| D|-----2--------2--------2--|-(2)------2--x-2--2-----x--x-x-| A|-----0--------0--------0--|-(0)------0--x-0--0-----x--x-x-| E|-3b-------3b-------3b-----|------3b------------3b---------| / |------------|------------| G|-12--12--12--12-12--12-12--12--12-12-|-11--11--11--11-11--11-11--11------| D|-0---0---0---0--0---0--0---0---0--0--|-0---0---0---0--0---0--0---0-------| E|------------|------------3b--| B|-----2--------2--------2--|-(2)------2--x-x-----2--------| G|-----2--------2--------2--|-(2)------2--x-x-----2--------| D|-----2--------2--------2--|-(2)------2--x-x-----2--------| A|-----0--------0--------0--|-(0)------0--x-x-----0--------| E|-3b-------3b-------3b-----|------3b---------3b-------/9--| |------------|------------| |------------|------------| D|-----7-5-7~--x-7-r-7-x-x-7~----|-----7-5-7--x-7-r-7-r-x-7--7--| A|------------x-------x-x-------|------------x---------x-0--0--| |------------|------------| |------------|------------| G|------------5--|-(5)--------x-x----x-x----x--| D|-7--7--7--7-7-7--7--7--5--|-(5)--7--7--x-x-7--x-x-7--x--| A|-0--0--0--0-0-0--0--0-----|------0--0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0--| |------------|------------| |------------|------------| |------------|------------| |------------5b--|------------5b--| A|-0--0--0--0--0--0--0------|-0--0--0--0-0-0-0-0--0------| |------------|------------| |------------|------------| |------------|------------| |------------5--|-(5)-----------7--7--7----| A|-0--0--0--0-0-0--0--0-----|------0--0--0------------| |------------|------------| *********************************** | b Bend | x Dead note | h Hammer-on | p Pull-off | ( ) Note tied to previous | PM Palm muting | r Rest | / Slide up | \ Slide down | ~ Vibrato ***********************************