[Intro]    [Verse 1] There goes Mr. Penny Pincher        Trying to make ends meet Some kind of super human Calculator   [Verse 2] Providing for his family        Is not  an easy feat Even though a conscientious Money saver   [Chorus] He stays working overtime Burning the midnight oil Cutting every corner In his never ending toil    [Verse 3] There goes Mr. Penny Pincher        Running for the bus The car is too expensive To be driving   [Verse 4] He reads the morning paper       But he leaves it in disgust Because the cost of living Keeps on rising   [Chorus] His dream of long vacations And lazy carefree days Grows even more impossible With every bill he pays    [Moog solo] [Bridge]    [Chorus] Mr. Penny Pincher You’re on a downhill grade ’Cause living for the dollar Is an account that’s never paid [Chorus] Mr. Penny Pincher You’re on a downhill grade ’Cause living for the dollar Is an account that’s never paid [Outtro]