Well I don't know why I came here tonight I got the feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right, here I am Stuck in the middle with you Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you And I'm wondering what it is I should do It's so hard to keep this smile from my face Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right Here I am, Stuck in the middle with you. Well you started out with nothing and you're proud that you're a Self made man And your friends, they all come crawlin, slap you on the back and say Please Please Trying to make some sense of it all But I can see that it makes no sense at all Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor Cause I don't think that I can take anymore Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right, here I am Stuck in the middle with you (Couplet instrumental) Well you started out with nothing and you're proud that you're a Self made man And your friends, they all come crawlin, slap you on the back and say Please Please Well I don't know why I came here tonight I got the feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right, here I am Stuck in the middle with you Caus'I am Stuck in the middle with you Stuck in the middle with you Here I am Stuck in the middle with you