That is what I had intended pretending to be drunk   A little change in character pretending to be drunk   You think I am weak and feeble You think I’m a bore   When you drag me to a party soon I’m out the door   Next time I’ll portray a suave sophisticated hunk   That is what I had intended pretending to be drunk        (2x)    That is what I had intended pretending to be drunk   A bit of "I have lived and loved" I’m pretending to be drunk   You say I could use some swagger You say toughen up   I am rigid as a board  You tell me loosen up   I’m so loose and I’m so tough That I can barely move   That is what I had intended pretending to be drunk   You notice a transformation pretending to be drunk   I’ve lost all my inhibitions pretending to be drunk   You an take me to the soiree and be proud of me   Everyone will be impressed I’ll pass out on your knee   Now I am so continental they think that it’s nice   Think I’ll pretend to be drunk for the rest of my life   That is what I had intended pretending to be drunk   by: José Duarte [email protected]