* always strum once [Intro] * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * [Verse 1] Don’t play that riff             Don’t play that riff             Don’t play that riff               That takes me back Instant weight loss                             [Verse 2]                 There was this girl                 Black hair so  what                 She called me "Fats"              But in one night N.C. Instant weight loss [Chorus] One night one steamy night I’d lose a kilo each hour In ten nights ten steamy nights And figure a kilo an hour N.C. Instant weight loss [Interlude] * * * * * * * * [Verse 3]                 Then came this guy                 Some fo-reign name                 Had chubby  hands               Wore lots of chains N.C. Instant weight loss [Chorus] That’s it What’s done is done Erase the past if you can With ice cream with coconut pie In less than a week I’d undone N.C. Instant weight loss [Bridge] * * * * * * * * * *                 Don’t play that riff                 She sang that riff                 All through the night                 It’s coming back I’ve gained an ounce I’ve gained a pound An- other pound I’ve gained a ton - pam-pam-pam-pam              [Verse 4]                 So  last Ju- ly                 This girl pulls up                 Blonde hair so  what               She says "Hey Fats" N.C. Instant weight loss [Outro]                 Ins-tant weight loss                 Ins-tant weight loss                 Ins-tant weight loss ins-tant weight loss Ins-tant weight loss ins-tant weight loss Ins-tant weight loss ins-tant weight loss Ins-tant weight loss ins-tant weight loss Ins-tant weight loss ins-tant weight loss Ins-tant weight loss ins-tant weight loss Ins-tant weight loss ins-tant weight loss