[INTRO]        [Verse 1] I haven’t left here yet but I’m trying I’m still tied to the bed can you come here? When you come could you please bring a knife and cut me down? ’Cause she is larger than life and I’m frightened [Chorus] A 100 things you should have done in bed But you never got the chance to try them A 100 things you should have done in bed But you never got the chance to try [Verse 2] At least the dog has a smile on it’s face most of the time I’m drained and I’m dry and I’m sore it’s not that bad If she could be here all the time it would kill me I think I’ve been broken in two and I can’t scream [Chorus] A 100 things you should have done in bed But you never got the chance to try them A 100 things you should have done in bed But you never got the chance to try them A 100 things you should have done in bed But you never got the chance to try them A 100 things you should have done in bed But you never got the chance to try