#------------PLEASE NOTE------------# #This file is the author’s own work and represents their interpretation of the# #song. You may only use this file for private study scholarship or research.# #------------# BAND: Smash Mouth TITLE: Beer Goggles [Intro] Ooooohhhhoweo whoooooooohhhhhhhhh Ooooohhhhoweo whoooooooohhhhhhhhh [Verse 1]   I don’t love you but I want to   Just give me something I can’t hold on to   Come on baby and speed your lust to me       Here’s my number on a cocktail napkin   Think about it like a loaded weapon   Cock the hammer and point that thing at me [Pre-Chorus] Why don’t you call Why don’t you call Why don’t you call Kill me for the thrill of it all [Chorus]   I want someone anyone   Tall ones short ones skinny ones   I want someone anyone      [Verse 2]   You spend your nights at home crying   I spend mine death defying   I call it testing morality        So pull the goggles down over your eyes   Say good night to the rest of the barflies   I’m forever yours temporarily [Pre-Chorus] Why don’t you call Why don’t you call Why don’t you call Kill me for the thrill of it all [Chorus]   I want someone anyone   Drunk ones spun ones anyone   I want someone anyone   Fat ones whacked ones give me some   I want someone anyone   Spend some rent one lend me one   Fun ones dumb ones gypsy chicks on rocks   Done ones even chicks with chicken pox [Bridge] Ooooohhhhoweo whoooooooohhhhhhhhh Ooooohhhhoweo whoooooooohhhhhhhhh [Chorus]   I want someone anyone   I want someone anyone   I want someone anyone   I want someone anyone   Drunk ones spun ones give me some   I want someone anyone   Fat ones whacked ones anyone   I want someone anyone