Gee but its great to be back home Home is where I want to be I've been on the road so long my friend And if you came along I know you couldn't disagree It's the same old story yeah Every where I go I get slandered libeled I hear words I never heard in the bible And I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine Two steps away from the county line Just trying to keep my customer satisfied satisfied Deputy sheriff said to me "Tell me what you come here for boy You better get your bags and flee You're in trouble boy and now you're headed into more" It's the same old story Every where I go I get slandered libeled I hear words I never heard in the bible And I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine Two steps away from the county line Just trying to keep my customers satisfied satisfied Wo-oh ho ho ho Wo-oh ho ho ho Wo-oh ho ho ho Wo-oh oh oh oh It's the same old story... Every where I go I get slandered libeled I hear words I never heard in the bible And I'm so..... tired I'm oh-oh oh-oh oh so tired But I'm trying to keep my customers satisfied satisfied that's right!)