Intro:               Verse Uncle Larry’s hooked on ice again He seems to be stuck in the 80’s () *            He wears his members only jacket ()                                  Cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies And all the white folks shake their asses *   Looking for the two and four I’ll have mine in martini glasses Cause I can’t take it anymore (cool lead riff) Verse These are the days of empty kitchens The rise and fall of Mary Ellen’s hairdo ()                    I think she’s found a new religion ()         G Studying the Kabalah in her J.Crew And all the rich kids shake their asses * Looking for the two and four Well I’ll have mine with Blackstrap molasses Cause I can’t taste it anymore No I can’t taste it anymore Break: >G (cool lead riff) (Solo over same chords as first verse segment) Verse: My friend Gregg says it’s all good As the eastern seaboard’s blown away ()      Now everything is going half-price () So look at all the money we saved Chorus And all the politicians shake their asses Looking for the backdoor I’ll just be hanging out with the lasses Cause they don’t like the boys no more No and I can’t take it anymore >G (cool lead riff) (end cold on ) RIFF: Tablature Riff by Daniel Bromley ([email protected]) h = Hammer on p = Pull off The Acoustic riff: e:---3---1p0---0------| B:-----3-----3---3----| G:------------| D:------------| A:------------| E:-3------------| Or e:---3---1p0----------| B:-----3-----3h5p3----| G:------------| D:------------| A:------------| E:-3------------| The Electric riff (listen to the CD to get timing and accents right) e:-5-3-2-3--55-3--2-3--5-3-2-3-0---| B:------------| G:------------| D:------------| A:------------| E:------------| A lower tone version (Mainly for higher pitched guitars {Such as the one on the track}.) e:------------| B:------------| G:-2-0---0--22-0----0--2-0---0-----| D:-----4----------4--------4---2---| A:------------| E:------------|