1. I’ve known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart but you’ve got being right down to an art. You think you’re a genius you drive me up the wall you’re a regular original a know-it-all. Oh-oo-oh you think you’re special oh-oo-oh you think you’re something else ! - - - - - - -- Okay so you’re a rocket scientist - that don’t impress me much. So you got the brain but have you got the touch? Now don’t get me wrong yeah I think you’re alright but that won’t keep me warm in the middle of the night - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - that don’t impress me much. 2. I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket and a comb up his sleeve - just in case. And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it ’cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place. Oh-oo-oh you think you’re special oh-oo-oh you think you’re something else ! - - - - - - - - Okay so you’re Brad Pitt - that don’t impress me much. So you got the looks but have you got the touch? + REFRAIN 3. You’re one of those guys who likes so shine his machine you make me take off my shoes before you let me get in. I can’t believe you kiss your car goodnight e now come on baby tell me you must be joking` right ? Oh-oo-oh you think you’re something special oh-oo-oh you think you’re something else ! - - - - - - - Okay so you’ve got a car - that don’t impress me much. So you got the moves but have you got the touch? Now don’t get me wrong yeah I think you’re alright but that won’t keep me warm in the middle of the night - - that don’t impress me much. You think you’re cool but have you got the touch? Now now don’t get me wrong yeah I think you’re all right but that won’t keep me warm on the long cold lonely night - - - - - - - that don’t impress me much. Aha yeah yeah! - - Okay so what do you think you’re Elvis or something. - - - - That don’t impress me much...