She’s got that kind of look that defies gravity  She’s the greatest cook and she’s fat-free  She’s been to private school and she speaks perfect French  She’s got the perfect friends  Oh isn’t she cool ?  She practises Tai-Chi she’d never lose her nerve  She’s more than you deserve  She’s just far better than me hey hey So don’t bother I won’t die of deception Promise you will never see me cry don’t feel sorry And don’t bother I’ll be fine but she’s waiting The ring you gave to her will lose its shine  So don’t bother be unkind.  I’m sure she doesn’t know who to touch you like I would  I beat her at that one good don’t you think so ?  She’s almost six feet tall she must think I’m a flea  I’m really a cat you see and it’s not my last life at all So don’t bother I won’t die of deception Promise you will never see me cry don’t feel sorry And don’t bother I’ll be fine but she’s waiting The ring you gave to her will lose its shine  So don’t bother be unkind.