Chorus: Verse: She’s got the kind of look that defies gravity. She’s the perfect cook and she’s fat-free. She’s been to private school and she speaks perfect French. She’s got her perfect friends oh isn’t she cool. She practices Tai Chi she’d never lose her nerve. She’s more than you deserve oh she’s just far better than me hey hey. So don’t bother I won’t die of deception. Promise you won’t ever see me cry. So don’t bother I’ll be fine but she’s waiting. The ring you gave to her will lose it’s shine. So don’t bother be unkind. I bet she doesn’t know how to touch you like I would. I beat her at that one good don’t you think so? She’s almost six feet tall she must think I’m a flea. I’m really a cat you see and this is not my last life at all.