:You can’t turn me off :Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs Capo 3 Intro (Piano then)     *Spoken*   (Has anybody seen my Megaphone?) (Miss Miller have you seen my Megaphone?)         Verse 1 Don’t you be puttin’ down when I’m puttin’ up Come off of that stuff You can’t turn me off cause you didn’t turn me on.            You can’t put a fire out if it was never lit So what if we quit? You can’t turn me off cause you didn’t turn me on.            Bridge 1 Don’t be throwin’ out hits arguments that’r tellin’ me what to do I can figure it out no doubt every bit as good as you. Verse 2 My water won’t be turned off when you up and go It’s still gonna flow You can’t turn me off cause you didn’t turn me on. Girls How about some doh-di-o-doh                                (Thankyou)           doh-di-o-doh doh-di-o-doh doh-di-o-doh-doh-doh-ohhh A doh-di-o-doh A doh-di-o-doh-doh-doh-ohhh (Bridge 1) My water won’t be turned off when you up and go It’s still gonna flow You can’t turn me off cause you didn’t turn me on.        You can’t turn me off cause you didn’t turn me on.          Doopi doo Whoo! Pretty good without the Megaphone Brought to You by ChuffersDanube