Ba ba bi bi ba bi di ba di bom I’m Nut I’m Nut my life don’t ever get in rut opp opp opp opp The head on my shoulders is sorta loose And I ain’t got sense God gave a goose Lord I ain’t crazy but I’m a nut Is it wetter underwater if you’re there when it rains Is it shorter to New York than it is by plane Between myself and I I wonder who’s the dumber Is it hotter down south than it is in the summer Bee ba ba de bop bee ba ba de di de bum I’m Nut I’m Nut my life don’t ever get in rut opp opp opp opp The head on my shoulders is sorta loose And I ain’t got sense God gave a goose Lord I ain’t crazy but I’m a nut I drove my Cadillac to Vegas to satisfy my luck Wheelin’ dealin’ left old Vegas on a Greyhound Bus I sure didn’t set the woods on fire while I was there But remember only forest fires breathe in fires Bee ba ba de bop bee ba ba de di de bum I’m Nut I’m Nut my life don’t ever get in rut opp opp opp opp The head on my shoulders is sorta loose And I ain’t got sense God gave a goose Lord I ain’t crazy but I’m a nut The poverty war will be over when I begin to fight If it took a dime to go around the world I couldn’t get out of sight I don’t mind to take the girls out if they don’t mind to go Dutch Makes me feel like a million dollars And I bet I ain’t worth half that much Bee ba ba de bop bee ba ba de di de bum I’m Nut I’m Nut my life don’t ever get in rut opp opp opp opp The head on my shoulders is sorta loose And I ain’t got sense God gave a goose Lord I ain’t crazy but I’m a nut