Stone Cold Sober Recorded by Rod Stewart Original Key E Intro Verse 1 Never get to bed before sunup always get caught in the rain Sometimes I might get in trouble never was one to complain Now gentleman you must agree Ain’t it worth it when you’re out on cloud thirty-three to be Chorus Stone cold sober again Down in the alley again Stone cold sober again               Verse 2 Never found a dime in a gutter always get my best friends drunk If the president tries to call me say Rodney come on over for lunch I’d say gentlemen excuse me please But I’m busy with my buddies up on cloud thirty-three Chorus Verse 3 Sunday is a drag so forget it Monday you can make up for that Tuesday take a taste for dinner if you’re all right spend it in bed But on Thursday prepare for your weekend And let Friday disappear into Saturday mornin’ Chorus