EMAIL:                  ROBERT PALMER INTRO:           sl.        sl.           sl.        sl.           sl.        sl.           sl.        sl. / / VERSE: Well you told me that you weren’t infectious So I brought no precautions with me And you said your old man was in Texas And anyway he’d forgotten his key So I put my cassette in your bathroom And threw all my clothes on your floor Next thing I remember door burts in and I There I am caught in the raw CHORUS: Blackmail You’re blackmailing me Spongeing all my money I don’t think it’s funny                                       sl.        sl. Way you’ve been a badgering me                                sl.        sl. / / VERSE: So I’m hiding out in the basement Wondering how on earth I’m gonna survive Well your old man hollers I’ve got ten thousand dollars for you Coz I know you can provide Leaving me with grounds for my divorce yeah Pulls out his chequebook and starts to endorse Two benjamin franklins And before I can thank you mama Running out and tearing up the floor CHORUS: Blackmail You’re blackmailing me Rendering you a service Makes me feel real nervous Trying to get me into your sceams Blackmail You’re blackmailing me Spongeing all my money I don’t think it’s funny Way you done the dirty on me Blackmail You’re blackmailing me Spongeing all my money I don’t think it’s funny The way you’ve been a badgering me woh ohhhh Blackmail You’re blackmailing me Spongeing all my money I don’t think it’s funny Way youve done the dirty on me -  FADE OUT