[Pre-Chorus] The freakiest show I know Is the show of my own Living my life in and out Of the twilight zone [Chorus] Bust my britches Bless my soul I’m a freak of nature Walking totem pole Look and see I think you’ll agree Nobody weird like me [Verse 1] Intercourse with a porpoise Is a dream for me Hell-bent on inventing A new species [Chorus] Bust my britches Bless my soul I’m a freak of nature Walking totem pole Look and see I think you’ll agree Nobody weird like me [Verse 2] Riding down the path On the back of a giraffe Me and the giraffe laughed Because I passed some gas [Chorus] Bust my bitches Bless my whore I’m a freak of nature Walking totem pole Look and see I think you’ll agree Nobody weird like me [Verse 3] Enchanted as a rabbit That my life is a dream Well everything is never Just as it seems [Pre-Chorus] The freakiest show I know Is the show of my own Living my life in and out Of the twilight zone