Short People got no reason. Short people got no reason short people got no reason to li - ive. They got little hands and little eyes They walk around tell-in’ great big lies. They got little noses and tiny little teeth they wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet. Well I Don’t want no short people (x2) Don’t want no short people ’round here. (Repeat Intro once) and go to Bridge: Short people are just the same as you and I ( A fool such as I) All men are brothers until the day they die It’s a wonderful world. Short People got nobody. Short people got nobody short people got nobidy to lo - ove.   They got little baby legs and they stand so low You got to pick them up just to say hello. They got little cars that go beep beep beep. They got little voices going peep peep peep. They got grubby little fingers and dirty little minds They’re gonna get you every time well I Don’t want no short people (x2) Don’t want no short people ’round here. (Repeat Intro and fade)_