Too big too small Size does matter after all Zu groß zu klein Er konnte etwas größer sein Mercedes-Benz und Autobahn Alleine in das Ausland fahren Reise Reise Fahrvergnügen Ich will nur Spaß mich nicht verlieben Just a little bit Just a little bitch You've got a pussy   I have a dick ah    So what's the problem Let's do it quick     So take me now before it's too late Life's too short so I can't wait Take me now oh don't you see I can't get laid in Germany Too short too tall Doesn't matter one size fits all Zu groß zu klein Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein Schönes Fraulein Lust auf mehr Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr Schnaps im Kopf du holde Braut Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut Just a little bit Be my little bitch You've got a pussy I have a dick ah So what's the problem Let's do it quick So take me now before it's too late Life's too short so I can't wait Take me now oh don't you see I can't get laid in Germany