Her green plastic watering can For her fake chinese rubberplant In fake plastic earth That she bought from a rubberman In a town full of rubber plans To get rid of itself It wears her out It wears her out It wears her out It wears her out She lives with a broken man A cracked polysterene man Who just crumbles and burns He used to do surgery For girls in the eighties But gravity always wins and It wears him out (4x) She looks like the real thing She tastes like the real thing My fake plastic love But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling If I just turn and run It wears me out (4x) If I could be who you wanted If I could be who you wanted All the time All the time, ah ah ah |||| ||||