Get yourself together Let the light pour in     Pour yourself a hot bath pour yourself a drink    Nothing’s gonna happen without a warning      Down is the new up   What is up buttercup Down is the new up is the new up           (2x) Your services           are not required Your future’s bleak      you’re so last week Ladies and gentlemen without a safety net     I shall now perform a 180 flip-flop     I shall now amputate I shall now contort      Because down is the new up   What if I just flip-flopped? Down is the new up Down is the new up Down is the new up is the new up           (2x) You’re on Candid Camera The chink in your armor Topsy turvy town        topsy turvy town Shake your pockets out Pass it on pass it down Topsy turvy town       topsy turvy town