These are simplified chords ideal for acoustic or general rhythm. There is slight variation in the chords which only consist of a single note change which is necessary for best resulting sound. Don’t worry the only somewhat complex part is the end. Enjoy and feel free to criticize. [Variations] Gm* (We’ll just call this one Gm* for simplicity’s sake) G7sus4 (Not the exact chord name but whatever) DMaj7 [Intro] Dsus2 * [Verse 1] Drag him out your window dragging out the dead Singing I miss you snakes and ladders flip the lid Out pops the cracker smacks you in the head knives you in the neck Kicks you in the teeth steel toe caps takes all your credit cards Get up get the gunge Get the eggs get the flan in the face The flan in the face the flan in the face Dance you fucker dance you fucker Don’t you dare don’t you dare Don’t you flan in the face Take it with the love its given take it with a pinch of salt Take it to the tax man Let me back let me back I promise to be good don’t look in the mirror At the face you don’t recognize Help me call the doctor put me inside Put me inside put me inside Put me inside put me inside [Chorus 1] I keep the wolf from the door but he calls me up Calls me on the phone tells me all the ways That he’s gonna mess me up Steal all my children if I don’t pay the ransom And I’ll never see them again if I squeal to the cops [Interlude] Oh oh oh oh whoa oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no No no no no no no no (x3 cut F and A short on last one) [Verse 2] Walking like giant cranes and with my X-ray eyes I strip you naked In a tight little world and are you on the list? Stepford Wives who are we to complain? Investments and dealers investments and dealers Cold wives and mistresses cold wives and Sunday papers city Boys in First Class don’t know we’re born little Someone else is gonna come and clean it up Born and raised for the job Someone always does always pick it up Get over get up get over turn the tape off [Chorus 2] I keep the wolf from the door but he calls me up Calls me on the phone tells me all the ways That he’s gonna mess me up Steal all my children if I don’t pay the ransom And I’ll never see them again if I squeal to the cops so I’m just gonna Oooooh oooh oooh Oooooh oooh oooh DMaj7 G7sus4 Ooooooooh oooooh (Strum last 2 chords one time each) There ya have it. Rate this tab whatever you feel it deserves. Any and all feedback is greatly and sincerely appreciated by me. Thank you!