hit 3 times then 1 fast hit(maybe up) (hit one time, then start to sing) I wrote this novel just for you It sounds pretentious but it's true I wrote this novel just for you That's why it's vulgar, That's why it's blue And I say, thank you (hit one time) And I say, thank you I wrote this novel just for Mom For all the mommy things she's done For all the times she showed me wrong For all the time she sang god's song And I say thank you Mom Hello Mom Thank you Mom (hit one time) Hi Mom I read a book about Uncle Tom Where a whitey bastard made a bomb But now Ebonics rule our song Those motherfuckers got it wrong And I ask Who is uncle Tom? Who is uncle Tom? Who is uncle Tom? (hit one time) You are I read a book about the self Said I should get expensive help Go fix my head, Create some wealth Put my neurosis on the shelf But I don't care for myself I don't care for myself I don't care for myself (hit one time) I don't care I wrote this novel just for you I'm so pretentious, yes it's true I wrote this novel just for you (hit one time, stop playing) Just for you, Just for you