VEGETABLE MAN As recorded by Pink Floyd (From the 2016 Album THE EARLY YEARS 1965 - 1972) [Verse 1] In yellow shoes I get the blues Though I walk the streets with my plastic feet With my blue velvet trousers make me feel pink There’s a kind of stink about blue velvet trousers In my paisley shirt I look a jerk And my turquoise waistcoat is quite out of sight But oh oh my haircut looks so bad N.C. Vegetable man where are you? [Verse 2] So I’ve changed my gear and I find my knees And I covered them up with the latest cut And my pants and socks all point in a box They don’t make long of my nylon socks The watch black watch My watch with a black face And a big pin a little hole And all the lot is what I got It’s what I wear it’s what you see It must be me it’s what I am N.C. Vegetable man [Interlude] N.C.        [Verse 3] I’ve been looking all over the place for a place for me But it ain’t anywhere it just ain’t anywhere    Vegetable man vegetable man He’s the kind of person you just gonna see him if you can Vegetable man