I'm in love with a big blue frog A big blue frog loves me It's not as bad as it appears He wears glasses and he's six foot three. Well I'm not worried about our kids I know they'll turn out neat They'll be great lookin' 'cause they'll have my face Great swimmers 'cause they'll have his feet! Well I'm in love with a big blue frog A big blue frog loves me He's not as bad as he appears He's got rhythm and a Ph. D. Well I know we can make things work He's got good fam'ly sense His mother was a frog from Philadelphia His daddy an enchanted prince The neighbors are against it and it's clear to me And it's prob'ly clear to you They think value on their property will go right down If the family next door is blue. Well I'm in love with a big blue frog A big blue frog loves me I've got it tattooed on my chest It says P. H. R. O. G. (It's frog to me!) P.H. R.O. G