The Ross Perot Guide To Answering Embarrassing Questions

[Verse 1]   When something in my history is found   Which contradicts the views that I propound  Or shows that I perhaps am not the guy I claim to be  Here’s what I usually do [Chorus]   I lie   I simply boldly falsify   I look the other feller in the eye   And just deny deny deny     I lie [Verse 2]   I don t apologize. Not me. Instead   I say I never said the things I said   Nor did the things some people saw me do   When confronted by some things they know are true [Chorus]   I lie   I simply boldly falsify   I look the other feller in the eye   And just deny deny deny   I lie [Verse 3]   I hate those weasel words some slickies use   To blur their past or muddy up their views   Not me. I’m blunt. One thing that makes me great   Is that I’ll never dodge nor obfuscate [Chorus]   I lie     I simply boldly falsify   I look the other feller in the eye   And just deny deny deny   I lie ************************************ E7* 0x2434