[Verse] My uncle had an old Grey Mule His name was simon slick Bought anything you ever did see                          B Was how that mule could kick [Refrain] Whoa mule whoa Ho that mule I say Keep your seat Ms Liza                    B Ain’t got long to stay [Verse] I went to feed that mule one day He met me with a smile He backed one ear winked one eye And kicked me half a mile [Refrain] Whoa mule whoa Ho that mule I say Keep your seat Ms Liza Ain’t got long to stay [Verse] Now this mule was a big one He weighed ten thousand pounds Every tooth he had in his head Was eighteen inches round [Refrain] Whoa mule whoa Ho that mule I say Keep your seat Ms Liza Ain’t got long to stay [Verse] I took him to the blacksmiths shop  To get his mouth made small He opened his mouth took a yawn swallowed blacksmiths shop and all [Refrain] Whoa mule whoa Ho that mule I say Keep your seat Ms Liza Ain’t got long to stay Whoa mule whoa Ho that mule I say Keep your seat Ms Liza Ain’t got long to stay