[Verse] Head full of good thoughts belly full of grub Money in your pocket when there ain’t no hole in the washtub Your nails won’t break and your toes won’t stub You never get a fever when there ain’t no hole in the washtub [Chorus] If you look to the good side falling down’s a free ride Slippin’ and a-sliding in the mud If your back is hurtin’ I can say for certain I’ll be there to treat you to a soothing back rub When there ain’t no hole in the washtub [Verse] Lunch with the uppercrust dinner at the club High on the hog when there ain’t no hole in the washtub Watermelon gardens berries on a shrub Cookies in the kitchen when there ain’t no hole in the washtub [Chorus] If you look to the good side falling down’s a free ride Slipping and a-sliding in the mud So it twists and contorts you the barrel supports you You can feed and clothe yourself with a rub-a-dub-dub When there ain’t no hole in the washtub Ain’t no hole in the washtub Ain’t no hole in the washtub